Potatoes :IMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after potatoes because you'll only end up with a potato in your butt." I never quite understood his advice until one birthday, I was gardening with my best friend Patti. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was bad potato and spooky sounds came from deep within. Patti saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!